The. Bitch. Test.

If you know me at all, you know I am the first to say flight attendants are sometimes kind of jerks, but mainly to each other, not to passengers.

So I was a bit surprised to hear a friend of a friend complain that a flight attendant harassed her. Usually people complain about a delay, a reroute, uncomfortable  seats, older flight attendants, but never had I heard of any of my colleagues "harassing " passengers.

Being curious, I had to ask what the story was.

"Well I had my foot on the emergency equipment and she wouldn't stop telling me to take it off. I was sleeping and she kept on waking me up to take my foot down."

As the words came out of her mouth, my smile was slowly widening.

"But you are not allowed to put your foot ... " I started, but couldn't finish.

"I know I was wrong, but I wasn't that wrong," she interrupted.

What did that even mean? Wrong, but not that wrong ...

"She was just doing her job. She doesn't even make those rules, she just follows them," I finally finished.

"You are seriously going to side with her? She was just being a bitch!"

I couldn't believe my ears, but then again, I have been called a bitch too.

- I am a bitch because I expect people not to cancel dinner at 9:20 pm when dinner starts at 9:30 pm.

- I am a bitch because I don't accept it when people are disrespectful to other people.

- I am a bitch because when people ask me what I think, I say exactly what I think instead of saying what they want to hear. (you asked my opinion!!? didn't you?)

- I am a bitch because I want to have a small intimate wedding. PS my boyfriend hasn't even proposed, so for all I know I will never get married, but I still got called a bitch for that.

- I am also a bitch because I don't like it when people bad mouth common friends - you can bad mouth Kim Kardashian all you want, that I don't mind, but do not talk crap about my family, my best friends or my boyfriend.

- And finally I am a bitch when I ask people to give me back money they borrowed from me, about a year ago.

Well, people sorry to break it to you, but here is the true definition of a bitch:

1. a female dog, wolf, fox, or otter.
2. a spiteful or unpleasant woman.

Or perhaps this is also a definition: 

So what do you think? Was the flight attendant being spiteful - or just doing her job? What about me? Am I bitch or not?

Let me know what you think in the comment box below ... And if you are curious to know if you are a bitch too, take the Bitch Test.

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Xoxo from Paris