Trouble "uncoupling"

A post about an ex boyfriend reappearing would have been funny, but it wouldn't have been that unique. All of us have had ex boyfriends reappear a month later, when they felt lonely, or a year later, when they realized their new girlfriend was not half the fun you were, or ten years later when they realized they married the wrong girl.

Add Facebook to the mix, and usually you get some interesting messages from your past, people you haven't spoken it in forever who need a favor, e.g."we haven't spoken in ten years but I see you are a flight attendant ... may I have a free ticket?" Or ex boyfriends who haven't achieved the uncoupling process.

But if you are my cousin's ex boyfriend, why would you send me a message? And what does your message even mean, aside from the fact that you belong in a psych ward?

"Hi miss its nice to ... really many good memories together ... I really regret my youthful mistakes with your cousin ... I promise."

Those memories he is talking about, there are only in his head. I think I have two memories of him. Once he picked up my cousin and I at a wedding and we might have gone to get some food together and  the other time, we almost got arrested while in his car.

But that's all I can remember.  Eight years ago is a long time after all, and it's not like any of us kept in touch with him.

But clearly, in his opinion, that message was not creepy enough, so he followed up with a naked picture of himself ... Just kidding. I would be calling the cops if he had. But he did send me a picture of him ... his two daughters ... and their mother too of course.

Why?

Why would anyone do that?

This is what I should have sent back to him 

First of all, his wife is not half as pretty as my cousin so if he was trying to brag, that failed. And usually kids are cute regardless, but not his. I am just being mean  realistic  -:)

Secondly, my cousin has Facebook too so he could have sent her the same exact message. Would have been weird, but not as weird as sending it to me, right?

Anything similarly weird happened to you? Any friend's ex boyfriends not accepting the uncoupling process? Or off the wall messages landing in your Facebook inbox?

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PS I didn't invent the word uncoupling, Gwyneth Paltrow's doctor did. Seems to be working for her and her ex, not so much for my cousin's ex apparently.