Big Mac Menu + Banana --> OUCH!
I am not big on fast food. But I am not a hater and I try not to be judgmental about what other people eat. I am lucky enough to love salads and vegetables, but I can't resist yummy fatty lamb chops and fresh bread. Both terrible for my health I am sure. So no judgments here.
But if you complain about being fat, you don't get to eat Mac Donald's. It is either ... or ... Not both.
Still so many people do. They don't exercise, they eat fast food, and then they wonder. Some, well one person in particular - we will call her Kesha - even go further than that. Kesha ate two Big Mac Menus, one at noon, the other one at 6 pm.
Two of ALL of this the same day!
least she is also eating fruit. Yes at that point I was being judgmental. An hour later, Kesha complained about stomach pain. "The banana messed up my stomach," she whined. Seriously????
Maybe the banana she ate looked like this :)
Yes seriously ... But I won't complain about her complaining. Instead I will be thankful. Once again, when I worried about writer's block, something came up. This time it was not strange Kyle, it was Kesha Banana (it rhymes, I just couldn't resist!)
Perhaps I should send her one of those edible fruit bouquet. It is a bunch of fruit set up to look like a
flower arrangement, but don't worry it will not get her sick: the strawberries are covered with chocolate, which should reverse the toxicity of the fruit itself, right? -:)
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