Flirting .. Or not?

I stumbled upon this article titled Obvious signs of a guy flirting with you and man, you have to read it ... Just kidding. Don't bother with the article, but do check out some of the hilarious comments.

According to the very observant author of the article, "If you notice that the eyes of the guy keep dilating, it’s one of the most obvious signs he adores you and is highly interested in you."

Yes go ahead and read that sentence again ... It takes a while to absorb.

First, how do you check if a guy's pupils are dilated without looking like a weirdo? What are you supposed to do? Lean in like you are about to kiss him, check out his pupils when you are close enough and then back off if the pupils are not dilated enough?

Also supposedly, "A lovely smile is actually a good sign and, when it comes to flirting, it’s one of the surest signs he is interested in you."

Would that work on you?

True sometimes it is hard to know what a guy is thinking ...

But sometimes it is not. 

I once overheard a flight attendant tell another that she shouldn't get discouraged by the fact that the passenger flirting with her was married because plenty of married men left their wives for other women. I wonder if the guy was really a jerk about to cheat on his wife or if he had just smiled and dilated his pupils, therefore accidentally flirted with my colleague.

What is the stupidest craziest flirting/dating advice you ever got/overheard? Or perhaps even given?  

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