Trouble "uncoupling"
A post about an ex boyfriend reappearing would have been funny, but it wouldn't have been that unique. All of us have had ex boyfriends reappear a month later, when they felt lonely, or a year later, when they realized their new girlfriend was not half the fun you were, or ten years later when they realized they married the wrong girl. Add Facebook to the mix, and usually you get some interesting messages from your past, people you haven't spoken it in forever who need a favor, e.g."we haven't spoken in ten years but I see you are a flight attendant ... may I have a free ticket?" Or ex boyfriends who haven't achieved the uncoupling process. But if you are my cousin's ex boyfriend, why would you send me a message? And what does your message even mean, aside from the fact that you belong in a psych ward? "Hi miss its nice to ... really many good memories together ... I really regret my youthful mistakes with your cousin ... I promise." Th...
